Bozo criminal for today comes from Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania, where bozo Jeffery McIntyre planned to rob a bank. And he succeeded. But he also succeeded in getting himself arrested. He handed the teller a note demanding $1 in cash. After the teller confirmed he wasn’t joking, she handed over the buck. Our bozo then thanked her and said he would just wait for the police. Don’t know if he had a hankering for that delicious jail food or maybe it’s just those comfy prison beds, but he got his wish.
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Economy is kind of bad. Maybe he just wanted three hots and a cot? When I was a guard, there were a number of guys in our jail who did their crimes for just that reason …
Well, maybe…or maybe he has a “friend” there he wanted to go and visit!