Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

Wonder If It Was Pink?

Bozo criminal for today comes from New Castle, Delaware, where police were called to the scene of an accident on I-295. The driver, who suffered only minor injuries, admitted to smoking marijuana dipped in PCP and offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cops he hit the guardrail when he swerved to “avoid an elephant in the road.” He’s been charged with DUI.

Category: Uncategorized
  • barb g says:

    perhaps he was seeking lost republicans!

    October 10, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    • dave says:

      Well, that’s a possibility!

      October 11, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *