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Bozo criminal for today comes from Indianapolis, Indiana, where police were called to a report of an assault. When they arrived, they found a man with a bruise on his face and a cut on his hand. He said his girlfriend attacked him with a fan and then cut him with a steak knife. His crime? She said he had been cheating at dominoes. She’s been charged with felony battery, domestic battery and criminal recklessness.