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What’s YOUR Sleep Number?

Bozo criminal for today comes from Putnam Township, Michigan, where an unidentified couple was sleeping soundly in their bed when they were disturbed by someone crawling in beside them. The couple leapt up and called 911, leaving our tired and drunk bozo to sleep it off until the police came. When the officers arrived, our bozo woke up, took an look around and said, “This isn’t my house.” No kidding. Apparently he lives a few doors down and, after a night of drinking, got the houses mixed up. He’s been charged with illegal entry.

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  • Tamara Grigg says:

    Lol. Very funny story. But it couldn’t have been more alarming for the couple. A complete stranger entering your bedroom is no joke. The question is how the Bozo got in the house? It could have been anything.

    September 13, 2012 at 6:33 am
    • dave says:

      For sure! Could have had a very unfunny ending!

      September 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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