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Maybe He Should Have Asked to Borrow the Money, Too

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 009754: Write your hold up note ahead of time. From Deland, Florida, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who walked into the local Dunkin Donuts store and asked if he could borrow a pen. And what did he need the pen for? To write out his hold-up note, of course. After finishing his composition, he handed the note to the clerk and got away with a small amount of cash. Unfortunately for him, while he was writing the note, security cameras captured a nice picture of him. Busted!

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  • Richard Boyle says:

    Hi Dave,
    yet another classic – the nice twist is I was part of this.
    I just finished installing security cameras in a beer & wine store. A couple of nights later I got called back as the police wanted help in extracting a recording of someone who was passing fake $20 bills. The video was fun – the guy pays for the beer & smokes, gets his change and leaves. Then the sales assistant notices the money is fake and goes out after the guy, who is actually a regular at the store. He came back in, returned the beer and smokes (managed to keep the change) and the assistant kept the bad bills.
    So I am watching this with the police and the manager a day later and I turn my head and who do I see watching over my shoulder? The same guy wearing the same clothes, and holding another fake bill. The arrest followed moments later.

    August 24, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    • dave says:

      Another Bozo! They’re everywhere! And they never have a change of clothes!

      August 24, 2012 at 9:55 pm

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