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If They’d Only Had a Roller Shade

Today we have the first ever case of a bozo foiled by….window blinds! From Albuquerque, New Mexico, comes the story of bozo Thomas Morton, who apparently had broken into Central New Mexico Community College. Police responding to a report of a burglary in progress arrived to find our bozo hopelessly entangled in some window blinds. It would seem he was trying to make his escape through a window when, somehow, he became caught in the window coverings. The cops freed him from the mean old blinds and placed him under arrest.

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  • barb g says:

    i actually heard about that on the morning news, and, someone beat me to sending it to you. duh. he might have succeeded if they had window shades!!!

    July 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm

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