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Well, It Has Been Hot Lately

Bozo criminal for today comes from Van Buren, Arkansas, where bozo Flora Burns was heading home from the grocery store when she crashed her car into the back of a truck. The damage was not significant enough to keep her from speeding away from the scene of the accident. The truck driver called 911 and investigating officers went to our bozos home to question her. When they asked her why she left the accident without waiting for police to arrive, she responded with the Bozo Excuse of the Week. She told the cops she had just purchased some ice cream and didn’t want it to melt. Sorry, that’s not in the list of acceptable excuses. She’s been charged with leaving the scene of an accident.

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  • Mark Garstin says:


    Could we classify today’s bozo as a cold case?

    I know, still bad. Hey, perhaps it’s the ehat that’s getting to me.


    Mark Garstin
    Anmore, BC

    July 5, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    • dave says:

      It’s effecting your spelling, too!

      July 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm

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