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Who Says Advertising Doesn’t Work

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Moultrie, Georgia. It seems a group of business ladies practicing the world’s oldest profession were looking to increase their business. So, they did the logical thing…they advertised. Our happy hookers had business cards printed up which they placed on windshields of cars in the Home Depot parking lot. Hey, go where the customers are! Unfortunately, they placed one of their cards on the windshield of an undercover cop’s vehicle, who gave the number on the card a call and a negotiated a deal. They’re busted!

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