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She Should Have Stopped After Beer Number 23

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Gothenburg, Sweden, where our unidentified bozo had a little too much to drink and needed a ride home. Well, maybe she had a lot too much to drink, as, instead of calling a cab, she called the cops. And instead of just telling them she was drunk and didn’t want to drive, she told them she had committed a murder and wanted to turn herself in. Yep, that’s what she said. When the police arrived she admitted she was just trying to get a free ride home. She got a free ride all right. Straight to jail.

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