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A Double Bogey

Bozo criminal for today comes from Uxbridge, Massachusetts, where cops were called to a report of a disturbance on a local golf course. Upon arrival, they found a car stuck in the sand trap. When they questioned the driver, she came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Week. She told them she had been driving on a highway when her GPS told her to turn left, which led her into a corn field. Following the GPS instructions, she drove through the field and onto the golf course, where she promptly became stuck in the sand trap. She told the cops she couldn’t understand what had happened and that she “didn’t even like golf.” After finding an open container of alcohol in the car, she was charged with DUI.

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