Bozo criminal for today comes from Port Charlotte, Florida, where bozo Ryan Sloan handed the clerk at a convenience store a fake $50 bill to pay for cigarettes and a drink. The clerk noticed the very poorly made bill was a fake and gave it back to our bozo. As fate would have it, a Charlotte County Sheriff’s Deputy was standing directly behind him in line and noticed what was going on. The deputy leaned over to our bozo and asked him if he had any more bills like that. Sure, our bozo replied and led the deputy to his car where he had several more counterfeit bills. Congratulations, Ryan, that’s about as close as you get to arresting yourself.