We all know that being called for jury duty can be a frustrating experience, but our bozo for today completely overreacted. From Houston, Texas, comes the story of bozo Carla Connor who had just been released from jury duty when she felt the need to express her frustrations. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, she sent a text message to a co-worker saying, “Call the courthouse. Tell them there is a bomb…Pleeeese.” The co-worker took her seriously and the cops were called, the jury room cleared and the whole building searched for explosives with bomb-sniffing dogs. All this was before she sent a follow up text message saying she was “Just kidding.” The authorities didn’t see it that way. She’s under arrest.