Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Newstead, New York. A homeowner there was awakened around 4:30 a.m. when he heard sounds of someone in his house. By the time he got dressed and went to investigate, he found our bozo had made himself at home, sleeping soundly on the couch. After several attempts to awaken him failed, the police were called. When our bozo finally did wake up, he gave the cops the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told them that he thought he was inside a friend’s house on Grand Island. Only problem, Grand Island is 20 miles west of Newstead. Maybe he should invest in a Garmin. He’s been charged with criminal trespass.