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And You’re Out!

Our bozo criminal for today fell victim to the old “three strikes, you’re arrested” rule. From Vineland, New Jersey comes the story of bozo Steven Moore who walked into a bank armed with a garden hose spray nozzle, his first mistake. In spite of the less than threatening weapon, our bozo did succeed in getting an undisclosed amount of cash. He then ran to his car and drove away, only to quickly run out of gas. Strike two. And after pulling the car into a nearby parking lot, instead of fleeing on foot, he decided to wait for a cab to come by. Strike three. He’s busted!

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