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That’s What Limos Are For

Bozo criminals for today come from Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, where a groom and his buddies did a little too much celebrating at the country club wedding reception. When it came time to head over to the hotel, the groom and his friends piled into the limousine, right? Nope. Maybe called a cab? Nah. Stole a golf cart and drove themselves over? Right. A police officer noticed them in the cart on a busy roadway around midnight and pulled them over. They’ve been cited for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. No word on whether divorce papers have been filed.

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