Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

But It’s My Prom…

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chicago, Illinois where a young man dressed in a white tuxedo confronted the owner of a SUV at gunpoint and demanded he turn over the vehicle. Our bozo also took some money from the victim before driving away. A short time later, the car owner spotted our bozo and his car in the drive-thru lane at the local McDonalds. He called the cops who arrived quickly and placed our bozo under arrest. It was what his passenger said that made his attire and his motive clear. The teenage girl told the cops that now “her prom was ruined.” If only there had been food at the prom, they might never have been caught.

Category: Uncategorized

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *