Bozo criminal for today comes from Oak Lawn, Illinois, where bozo Charles Ellis held up a bank, getting away with $100,000 in cash before making his escape through an air duct. While this may have been a foolproof plan, it was not bozo proof. Apparently he didn’t allow for just how small the interior of the duct work was and for what might happen if the long, beaded dreadlocks wig he was wearing got caught in the ductwork. And that’s exactly what happened. It took the cops several hours to cut him out of the ductwork and free him so he could be arrested.