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Guess He Was Out of Clean Uniforms

Bozo criminal for today comes from the Internal Affairs Department in Rankin, Pennsylvania, where a homeowner became suspicious when he noticed the electric bill of a home he had not lived in for several months had become unusually high. When he stopped by to check things out, he discovered the dryer running with clothes inside and called the cops. After staking the place out the police discovered the suspect was one of their own. The guilty officer said the back door of the house had already been broken so he let himself in because he “just had to do some laundry.” Wonder if he brought his own Tide? He’s been charged with criminal mischief and trespassing.

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