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What’s This Electronic Gizmo? Guess I Better Keep It

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 223786: If you find something unusual in your loot, it’s best to toss it. From Cambridge, Massachusetts, comes the story of bozo Scott Cook, who passed the teller at the local bank a note demanding cash. She gave him the money, but also included a little something extra in the bag. A GPS device that would tell the cops the whereabouts of the cash. The police didn’t have any problem tracking down the money, as our bozo took a leisurely route home, on a city bus. He was found with the cash, and the GPS device, in his pocket. He’s busted!

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