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You Want Fries With That?

A long ago commercial for McDonalds asked what you would do when you had a “Big Mac Attack” but they never showed anything quite like this. From West Palm Beach, Florida comes the story of bozo James Cortez who wanted a meal from McDonalds really, really bad. Bad enough that, when he arrived at the restaurant and found a line in the drive-thru, he pulled up to the car next to the window and pointed a gun at the three women inside, demanding they let him cut in line. They did, but they also called 911. He’s been charged with aggravated assault.

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