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He Should Seriously Consider Salads

From the International File in Stockholm, Sweden, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who attempted to break into a residence. When he was surprised by the homeowner, our bozo attempted to flee through the backyard. The fastest route out appeared to be via a hole in the fence. Well, it would have been a good escape route if our bozo was a few pounds lighter. As he attempted to squeeze through the hole, he became stuck tight. And he was still stuck when the cops arrived. After prying him free, he was placed under arrest.

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  • kingsnake says:

    I was watching TruTV the other day, and they had a situation similar to this. Told my wife it happens *all* the time, as I see it here on Bozo. Guys getting stuck in fences / ceilings / chimneys / whatever. Or the regular appearance of sleepy bandits. Or the regular appearance of the bozos who film their crime. (Like the next Bozo up the list on 5/29.) I’m less offended by the criminality than the stupidity. Maybe next time try stealing a clue!

    May 30, 2012 at 6:33 pm

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