Bozos for today may not exactly be criminals but they are certainly 100 percent bozo. From Amherst, Massachusetts, comes the story of three college students who thought it would be fun to climb onto the roof of a 20 foot building on campus to see what the view looked like from there. Unfortunately, they had no exit plan from the such an extreme height. So, they did what any bozo would do…they called the fire department to come rescue them. The fire chief did not see the humor in their request and has announced plans to bill them for the emergency call.