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Here’s a Nice Flower For You, Officer

Bozo criminals for today from Boston, Massachusetts, hijacked a cab after threatening the driver with a pellet gun. One of the bozos took the wheel but didn’t get very far, abandoning the cab after crashing it into a couple of other vehicles. The cops didn’t have much trouble tracking them down, however. It seems one of our bozos was carrying a large orange, yellow and red floral arrangement, which left a clear trail of flower petals to where they were hiding. Busted!

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  • kingsnake says:

    Man clearly had his priorities straight: Easier to deal with cops than a pissed off wife/girlfriend …

    May 16, 2012 at 10:41 pm
    • dave says:

      You got that right!

      May 17, 2012 at 1:50 am

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