Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

This One Stinks

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chicago, Illinois, where bozo Michael Yates needed some deodorant. It was his way of obtaining it that got him into trouble. First, he staked out a Family Dollar that carried the brand he was looking for. Then, he waited until the store was closed for the night. Once it was locked up tight, he went to a nearby construction site and stole a Bobcat tractor, which he crashed through the front window of the store. Guess he didn’t think this would attract any attention. The cops arrived to find him inside, with two cans of deodorant in his hands. He’s busted!

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