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Up In Smoke

Bozo criminal for today comes from Syracuse, New York, where bozo Charles Potts was on a hunt for cheap cigarettes. He hailed a cab and told the driver to take him to a nearby store. When he found the price of smokes to be too high, he left without purchasing anything and asked to be taken to another store. The driver complied, and after our bozo again walked out empty handed, saying the price was too high here as well, he asked to be taken to a third store. Upon arrival at the next location, the cabbie asked for his $12.50 fare. Our bozo became indignant, refusing to pay, and even instructing the cabbie to call the cops, which he did. When the police arrived, they discovered our cheapskate bozo had more than $5000 in cash in his pockets. He was arrested and charged with theft. Wait until he finds out the cost of cigarettes in jail.

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