Bozo criminal for today comes from Wilmer, Texas, where bozo Keithan Moore wrapped a towel around his hands to make it appear he was carrying a gun. He then walked into a building, walked up to the counter and demanded money. Unfortunately the building he walked into was the Wilmer Police Department. After officers wrestled him to the ground, he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week, telling the cops it was all a joke. They took it a little more seriously. He’s under arrest.