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You’re Supposed to Snatch the PURSE

Bozo criminal for today comes from Mountain View, California, where an unidentified bozo spotted a woman walking her dog. He rushed up to her and attempted go grab, not her purse, but the plastic bag she was carrying. A plastic bag containing the dog’s poop which she had picked up while on the walk. And to add injury to insult, the dog grabbed the man’s pants leg as he tried to flee. Quickly seeing the error of his ways, our bozo fled empty handed. Police have not yet captured our bozo and haven’t yet determined what the penalty for poop theft is.

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  • beegee says:

    i laughed so hard i messed up my mascara. that is one of the stupidest people i have ever heard of.

    May 4, 2012 at 2:11 pm

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