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The Worst Possible Place to Hide a Meth Lab

Bozo criminal for today comes from Okmulgee, Oklahoma, where David Wilcox was pulled over by the cops for speeding. While writing the ticket, the officer noticed an unusual chemical smell and asked our bozo to step out of the vehicle. Instead, Wilcox made a run for it, but his ability to flee was severely hampered by what was inside his pants. Somehow, he had concealed a “shake and bake” meth lab in his trousers. And when the officer caught up with him, the bottle burst, spilling the dangerous chemicals all over our bozos private parts. Fortunately for him, it did not explode or catch fire. He’s under arrest.

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  • beegee says:

    maybe he will no longer be able to reproduce????

    April 30, 2012 at 1:52 pm
  • Dave says:

    Maybe a bozo vasectomy?

    April 30, 2012 at 11:32 pm
    • beegee says:

      with no anesthetic???? OWWWIEEE. maybe ms. bobbit could do it. (jeez that dates me)

      May 1, 2012 at 3:03 pm

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