Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 22, 2012

Bozo criminal for today comes from Altoona, Pennsylvania, where bozo Mateen Jacobs hit the jackpot, winning $2500 playing blackjack at a casino near Philadelphia. So, why does this land him in our bozo criminal report? For the simple reason that he was a wanted man, with several outstanding drug charges on the books. When he went to claim his money, he had to produce an ID and he was busted. And, even after being arrested, he tried to play it cool, telling the officers that he knew he was going to be arrested soon and he had only visited the casino to win enough money to make bail.

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