Our bozo for today once again proves the adage that the dog is not the bozo’s best friend. From the International File in Asuncion, Paraguay, comes the story of three prison inmates who thought they had come up with the perfect escape plan. They dug a tunnel about 26 feet from their cell to an area just outside prison walls. Just as they burst forth from underground, guess who happened to be passing by? Right, a stray dog who immediately began barking loudly. The dog made enough racket that a guard on the southern edge of the prison noticed what was going on and nabbed them before they were able to make their getaway. Good doggie!