Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 17, 2012

Bozo criminals for today from Lawrenceville, Georgia thought they had come up with a sure-fire money making scheme. They would sell fake Nike Air Jordan shoes for a big profit. After loading 78 pair into the trunk of their car, they headed down Interstate 85 northeast of Atlanta. Their problems began when a state trooper pulled them over for speeding. Their problems got worse when he checked their trunk and discovered something strange about the Nike Air Jordans. It seems the image of Michael on the shoes had six fingers on his hand. Oops. They’re busted!

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