Bozo criminal for today comes from Evanston, Wyoming, where bozo Richard Vail was on the run from the cops, wanted for violating parole on a murder and escape conviction in Georgia. When he ran out of gas, he did what any bozo would do, he called the local sheriff’s department for roadside assistance. Bad idea. Even though he was in Wyoming, his Georgia warrant still showed up in the computers. Oops. He’s under arrest.