Our bozo for today comes from Port St. Lucie, Florida, where Maureen Rhoades was pulled over after an officer saw her driving erratically. After noticing she smelled of alcohol and seeing an empty glass in the street, the officer ordered her out of the car to take a field sobriety test. It was her response to his request that landed her in the Bozo Hall of Fame. She told the officer she couldn’t take the test because her "big boobies" made her unstable. That’s not an acceptable excuse. She was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.