Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report from Stock Island, Florida. Bozo Eli Ellis forgot very important Bozo Rule Number 22375: A bank robber’s mask should cover his face. Our bozo placed a pair of shorts on his head, apparently planning to pull them down over his face when he entered the bank. Unfortunately, he forgot to do so, and when he walked up to the teller, his face was in full view, as were the shorts on the top of his head. The teller didn’t understand his request for money and when she asked him to repeat it, he simply said "Nevermind" and walked out of the bank. The cops were called and our bozo was quickly apprehended, after attempting to flee the scene on his bicycle.