Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 6, 2012

Our bozo for this morning from Butte, Montana, comes from our Be Careful What You Wish For Department. It seems bozo John Haynes was compiling a "bucket list", a list of things he wanted to do before he died. And one of the things on his list was to be part of a police chase. So, he followed a police patrol car for seven blocks before pulling around and leading the cop on a chase at speeds exceeding 100 MPH. Bad idea. When the cops pulled him over, he told them he had "just always wanted" to be part of a police chase. He got his wish. Wonder if he "always wanted" to be charged with reckless driving and eluding the police. He got that, too.

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