February 3, 2012

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Bangor, Maine. Police were called to a liquor store to investigate a report of a theft of a bottle of Sambuca. Apparently a man had grabbed the bottle and fled, with the help of a woman who accompanied him. Police had little trouble tracking the pair down, as there were tracks in the fresh snow outside leading to a nearby apartment. Once inside, they found only the alleged female accomplice, her male friend was nowhere in sight. Well, almost nowhere in sight. One of the officers noticed a large pile of clothes on the bathroom floor. And when they looked closer, they noticed a leg was sticking out. Oops. They’re both under arrest.