Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 2, 2012

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hartford, Connecticut, where our unidentified bozo enjoyed a $9.15 breakfast and presented a credit card for payment. When the card was rejected, our bozo had the server run the card again. And again it was rejected. So, she offered up cash or another card for payment, right? Nope. Instead, she made a run for it, running out the door and jumping into her car. The cops quickly arrived, and, after being given her license number tracked her down. But she still wasn’t giving up, leading the cops on a high speed chase before she finally crashed into a police cruiser. All for a ten dollar breakfast? Not quite. When she got out of the car, a baggie of cocaine fell out of her shoe. She’s busted!

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