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February 1, 2012

Our bozo for today let his road rage get the best of him and that’s what landed him in our Bozo Hall of Fame. From Mount Juliet, Tennessee, comes the story of bozo Warren Morris who was in a hurry to get somewhere when he came upon vehicle parked in the middle of the street, blocking his way. After his honking drew no response, he noticed there was no one inside. So, he did what any bozo would do. He got out of his car, climbed into the vehicle, and prepared to move it out of his way. Bad idea. You see, the vehicle blocking his way was an ambulance and EMT technicians were inside a residence, preparing a patient for transport. Don’t know where he was in such a hurry to get to, but he didn’t make it. He’s been charged with unauthorized use of a vehicle.

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