Our bozo for today simply confirms something we’ve known for a long time: Bozos never learn. From Eugene, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Adam Alexander who had been behind bars since 2009 on an arson charge. He was released last Tuesday and after a bus ride home on a state-paid ticket, he headed straight to the bank. Nope, not to check his balance. Instead, at 10:02 AM, he walked in and announced his plans to rob the place. Unfortunately, he didn’t notice the police car sitting right outside. The officer saw what was going on and placed him under arrest. Time of the arrest: 10:05 AM. Perhaps a new Bozo Speed Record.