Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 27, 2012

It’s hard to find a criminal in our story for today, but it makes for an interesting tale nonetheless. Police in Panama City, Florida, were called to a residence after a rather unusual 911 call. When they arrived, the discovered that the 15-year-old girl there had called the police because her mom was making too much noise… while having sex. She initially demanded to be placed in protective custody because she said her noisy mom made her "feel disrespected." Mom apologized. The boyfriend left. And the girl decided she didn’t want to leave home because it "was almost time for school."

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