Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 26, 2012

If there is one thing we’ve learned over the years following the adventures of our bozos, it’s that they don’t always do the expected. Such was the case for our bozo for today from Flagstaff, Arizona. Bozo Martin Bailey was arrested last week on trespassing charges and was scheduled for release on his own recognizance on Monday. When the officers showed up to escort him from his cell, our bozo decided that maybe he didn’t want to leave. He said he couldn’t go because he couldn’t find his wallet and then he began fighting with the officers. Don’t know if he ever found the wallet, but he got his wish. He’s still in jail.

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