Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 20, 2012

Our bozo for today from San Francisco, California, comes from the Bozo Lonely Hearts Club. Our unidentified bozo apparently had become infatuated with a female police officer on patrol in his neighborhood. While the officer was parked,he walked up and attempted to strike up a conversation. Our persistent bozo asked the officer if she was married or available and, on a hunch, the officer asked for the man’s name, which he happily provided. After he became discouraged and walked away, she ran a records check and, sure enough, he was a wanted man, with a no-bail warrant outstanding. Oops. Romeo is now under arrest.

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