Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 19, 2012

Bozo criminal for today comes from Clarks Summit, Pennsylvania, where bozo Jason Barnes was expecting a drug delivery on Monday. The drugs were supposed to be mailed to his post office box and when he showed up to pick them up, he was dismayed to find that the post office was closed for the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday. Since he was already there anyway, our bozo decided to grab whatever he could find, breaking into the inside of the post office and grabbing a U.S. Postal Service hat and jacket, pieces of mail, a scale and a coin operated machine. He didn’t get very far, however, before he was pulled over for driving erratically. And since he was wearing the Postal Service cap, the cop suspected something was up. He’s busted!

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