Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Richard Boyle for sending in today’s report from the International File in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Our bozo, Mario Sergo Freudenthal has a rather unusual name, which wouldn’t have caused a problem except for his chosen profession and how he decided to use that name. You see, our bozo is a drug dealer, and, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, he insisted on tattooing his name on all his customers. As his clients were arrested by the cops, they noticed his name kept showing up in ink on their bodies. After a little questioning, they learned he was their drug dealer. Oops. He’s under arrest.