Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 17, 2012

Bozo criminal for today comes from Muncie, Indiana where bozo Milton Barnes was being held in police custody at a hospital on domestic battery charges. Our bozo seized an opportunity to escape but apparently didn’t take the weather conditions into consideration. It was well below freezing outside, with snow on the ground, and our bozo was clad only in an open backed hospital gown. And to make things worse, he was barefooted. It was the lack of footwear that made things easy for the cops. All they had to do was follow the bare foot prints in the snow. He’s back under arrest.

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