Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 13, 2012

Bozo criminal for today comes from Gainesville, Florida, where police officers attempted to pull over bozo Kenneth Sipes after noticing his pickup had a headlight out. Instead of pulling over, our bozo sped up, running a red light and leading the cops on a long chase until he truck finally ran out of gas. It was the reason he gave to the cops for fleeing that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the police that he had just purchased some crack cocaine and wanted to smoke it in his vehicle before going to jail. Oops. In addition to fleeing the cops, he’s been charged with drug possession and violating his felony drug probation from a previous case.

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