Obviously what qualifies as a criminal in China is quite different from what qualifies in the good ol’ USA, but bozos are the same around the world. From the International File in Beijing, China, comes the story of our unidentified bozo who wanted to do something special for his son’s wedding. He first considered hiring a band, but then he thought of something he thought his son would like much better. A couple of strippers. We don’t know if the son ever got to enjoy the show because less than five minutes after the performance began, hundreds of villagers in the conservative community showed up to take in the show. Police were called and the father was placed under arrest, although it is unclear exactly what the charges were.