Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 21, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from Ogden, Utah, comes from the "What’s sauce for the Goose" file. Bozos Korin Vance and Eldon Adams where cited by the police after being caught shoplifting in a grocery store. They were then released and were headed to their car when they discovered it had been broken into. Our bozos then hailed down the same officer who had just charged them with theft to report that someone had stolen a stereo amplifier, drum machine and other items from their car while it was parked in front of the store. And this goes to show why you should always keep a getaway driver in the car.

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