Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 16, 2011

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report from Madison, Wisconsin. Two unidentified bozos stole DVDs and computer games from a local Target store and fled in their getaway vehicle. Unfortunately when one of them sat down in the car he accidentally butt-dialed 911. The dispatcher listened in for nearly an hour, overhearing their discussion of what they had stolen, where they were going to sell it and even a description of their car. Armed with this information, the cops were waiting with their guns drawn when our bozos pulled into the parking lot to sell the stuff.

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