Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 15, 2011

Bozo criminal for today from Beaver, Pennsylvania, violated Bozo Rule Number 00034: Know when to keep your mouth shut. Bozo Davon Jones was on trial for possession of marijuana when his defense attorney offered up the argument that the pot the police found in his car did not belong to our bozo. That defense was shot down immediately when the officer told the attorney that the only thing our bozo said upon being arrested was, "Can I have my weed back?" Case closed.

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